Once downloaded, you will notice thorough detail describing each precious flabby butt blast, so you can easily find the perfect fart for the perfect occasion. I’ve spent more hours than I care to admit capturing and categorizing each of these 1000 winds with a variety of specific descriptor words to save you time when you need the perfect blow as quickly as possible! You will find winds that embody the following very specific details:
Long, Medium, Short, Deep, Mid, High, Weak, Average, Powerful, Dry, Wet, Juicy, Airy, Squeaky, Rumbling, Screeching, Bubbley, Putter, Ripper, Crackling, Sneaky, Sputter, Squishy, Speaking, Singing, Yodeling, Barking, Quacky, Roaring, Thunderous, Howling, Whispery, Operatic, Mumbling , Whining, Modest, Polite, Hiccup, Bold, Bomber, Explosive, Missle, Melodic, Rhythmic, Transient, Steady, Fluffly, Punchy, Loose, Poofy, Tremor, Beefy, Wreckless, Controlled, Slip, Squeezed, Forced, Natural, Opps, Ducky, Wrecker, Blaster, Fizzler, Gurgler, Honker, Splitter, Wallop, Cheeser, Gurgler, Easy, Froggy, and any and all combinations of the lot!
If you are curious, (because it’s actually quite entertaining) how long this process took…
To capture 1000 fart winds, it took me approximately 9 months of recording. This entailed having all the high resolution gear ready to go at any wind blowing moment. There are a handful of celebrity farts enclosed and the rest I was able to provide a variety of wind tunes by altering my diet over the course of recording. After the recording was finished, I carefully stifled through every wind to provide enough detail to make a very easy search for the end-user, in whatever the use my be. That process took around 4 months, spending a couple hours a day… 1000 Winds is a lot of content!
Full sound effects list for The Thousand Winds Project (Farts) -The Original:
Additional Libraries coming soon:
- 1000 Winds (Farts.) [Morphed & Modeled]
- 1000 Winds (Farts.) [Ultra-Deep]
- 1000 Winds (Farts.) [UI]